Most people sleep seven or eight hours a night. Jeremy sleeps on Sundays. Otherwise, he's running all of Mayday's daily operations, including, but not limited to, web mastering, marketing, employee wrangling, and all kinds of logistical gymnastics. And when he's not fanning our high-maintenance staff with palm fronds, he enjoys--well, we're relatively certain he has a life outside of work, but there's no conclusive evidence yet. He claims to enjoy snowboarding and wakeboarding, but his ghostly pallor suggests he's never actually been outdoors.